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Visit the home pageIt can't be done easilyWhen the site is down. Won't you please observe A brief moment of silence For the dead server? Haiki will terminate the application and clean up. There is also Net++, which aims to use the Gecko layout engine in the shell of the failed NetOptimist browser. http://onlinetvsoftware.net/error-message/beos-browser-error-messages.php

Mourning and sorrow404 not with us nowLost to paradise. All shortcuts have disappeared. It is Inspired by the Be Operating System and aims to become a fast, efficient, simple to use, easy to learn and yet very powerful system for computer users of all To have no errorsWould be life without meaningNo struggle, no joy Errors have occurred.We won't tell you where or why.Lazy programmers.

Error 404 Haiku

When an app encountered an error, the user would get a little poem about it. I put this through syllable counters, and it says it's right. 'The 'app'li'ca'tion (5) 'has 'en'coun'tered 'an 'err'or (7) 'and 'will 'ter'mi'nate. (5) Is there another rule to haikus I missed? Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return. Emptyness of soul Forever aching blackness: "Blah.com not found." Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: 'Site not found.' Something you entered Transcended parameters.

Reflect, repent, and reboot. Reboot shift6 2005-09-27 16:04:13 UTC #4 The web browser that came with BeOS (NetPositive?) had haiku error messages in place of the normal 404 and such screens. A file that big?It might be very usefulBut now it is gone. Haiku Poems I am the Blue Screen of Death.

Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. Haiku Error Messages Posted by wee at June 18, 2003 12:42 AM FYI, works great now. *REFRESH* *REFRESH* *REFRESH* just like old times :) Posted by Nick Speare at June 18, 2003 5:36 AM About Community Development Documents Search this site: Home Error Messages Should All Be Haikus Forum thread started by nitt on Sat, 2013-03-16 23:49 General Haiku Discussion I heard they were at Just go to any 404 page here.

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Haiku Error Messages

Chrome megaphone barksIt's not possible to talkNot yet anyway. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Error 404 Haiku Sounds like I haven't missed out on much. Netposti You won't be able to vote or comment. 567Error messages from BeOS NetPositive which lead to the naming of Haiku (8325.org)submitted 6 years ago by dbconnect1 commentshareloading...all 1 commentssorted by: besttopnewcontroversialoldrandomq&alive (beta)[–]Volt 1 point2 points3 points 6 years

You step in the stream,But the water has moved on.This page is not here. news thought mine probably still aren't perfect perhaps you get this gist? Timed out, plum blossom. Out of memory. Haiku Os

flickr-free-ic3d pan white Explore Recent Photos TrendingNew Flickr VR The Commons Galleries World Map Camera Finder The Weekly Flickr Flickr Blog Create Upload Sign In Sign Up Explore Recent Photos TrendingNew Dead application from error encountering HAIKU continues This includes two images, the death of the application, and the life of the operating system. These three are certain:Death, taxes, and site not found.You, victim of one. http://onlinetvsoftware.net/error-message/bad-error-message.php I added some junk as HTML comments so it comes up longer than 512 bytes.

Emptyness of soulForever aching blackness:"Blah.com not found." Click exciting linkGossamer threads hold you back404 not found. You may also... Ephemeral site.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.

No one hears your screams.

etc... Windows is like that. --------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. Order shall return. It is, however missing the seasonal nature element that would make it a better poem.

A truth found, be toldYou are far from the fold, GoCome back yet again. Since NetPositive was never really a particularly good browser, the messages were by far the most notable thing about it, so their opacity was never a serious problem, and anyway as The dream is shatteredThe web site cannot be foundInside the spring rain. check my blog Seeing my great faultThrough darkening dead serversI begin again.

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